A King's Guide: How-To Guides for Fiendish Rulers

I am a powerful medieval king. I have an impressive castle, I like to be entertained by music and jesters, and I'm not afraid of an intense battle. But being a king isn't easy. There are a few important rules to follow in order to be great. Everyone in the kingdom must bow down to me, and I must have the most powerful weapons. If you betray me, you will be punished―severely. Read all of my rules to learn more about how I control my great kingdom. You're lucky I'm telling you my secrets. But I know I can trust you not to betray me can't I?